You belong with us, the lost of the lost, the tribe without a home, a tribe of orphans living our abandoned lives amid toys and trinkets, stuffed monkeys and bears. You're one of us now-the Tribe of the Teddy Bear.' From Tribe of the Teddy Bear
I had a dream about you. We were both in the finals at the World Cuddling Championships, and my partner was my cat, Cap'n 'The Sweetness' Kintz, and yours was a Teddy Bear named Teddy. While Teddy's body could be manipulated in ways that would earn you style points with the judges, he was lacking the personality of a person, which The Sweetness certainly has. In the end we won, partly because we were better cuddlers, but mostly because I bribed the judges.